Public Speaking Class NOT Public Texting Class

Daffy: Are you at the office?


TWS: Yes Babe, what's up?


Daffy: What r those guys that get those (insert misc. speak about my job whereby at least I know he listens when I'm working from home) like what's there technal name?


TWS: Pipeline engineering assistants or Midstream pipeline operators. PS- Keep texting like that and you'll be in an extra English class next session. (Grammar please?)


Daffy: Do YOu care if I ask YOu a few questions about them? See?


TW: No, what's up?


Daffy: What are some of the educational requirements?


TWS: Provided answer.


Daffy: What are the average earnings?


TWS: Provide answer


Several more questions and answers exchange phone screens.


Now it's painfully obvious to me that I'm providing him answers to questions that he should be researching in his "study" time at class. It's also a pass I'm giving him since his average in the class is a 99 and he's working on two extra credit assignments and the last day of class is tomorrow.


Daffy: Thanks for the help. I got a 98 and I also learned a few things I didn't know.


TWS: No, actually I got a 98 for doing your homework.


Daffy: LOL! Haa Haa.


TWS: Not near as funny as you having to do mine tonight, and you're in luck, it's laundry night, AND the beds have to be stripped.


Daffy: I was only playing


TWS: I wasn't.


Daffy: I'll do it.


TWS: I know.


Daffy: Going to eat my turkey lunchable. Love you.


TWS: I love u 2. (LOL) It's so not even cool when I try it.


Daffy: Nope.


TWS: Pick up dog food on your way home.


Daffy: Now that sounds like you.